Thanks for all the fish.
Thanks for indoor plumbing.
Thanks for the freedom to say 'thanks' when I mean it.
Thanks for teaching me to think.
Thanks for the freedom to say 'thanks' when I do not mean it.
Thanks for teaching me to read.
Thanks for not smoking.
Thanks for not forcing your religion upon me.
Thanks for all the help.
Thanks for being there.
Thanks for this free bloging service.
Thanks for chocolate peanut butter ice cream.
Thanks for preserving land for public use.
Thanks for not voting Republican.
Thanks for staying out of my bedroom.
Thanks for teaching me mathematics.
Thanks for my kids.
Thanks to Hugh Hefner.
Thanks for the turkey.
Thanks for everything.