The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
"Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and she's wearing a see-thru blouse and really short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
"Doesn't matter, let's look for yours"
Hmm.. pretty standard stuff. So glad we take sexual harassment training, otherwise these would get out of hand.