depressedDear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that,  lil_cherub (-5000 points). In March I helped marknamy see the light (8 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I helped dauphinous across the street (6 points). In July I turned missloo12 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4989 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole scarychild's purse (30 points). In March I broke dauphinous's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to lil_cherub in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sexyjoodles (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5382 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
I can't catch a break.
