Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, Overall, I've been naughty (-4989 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole Overall, I've been naughty (-5382 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
I can't catch a break.