Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Next, you must destroy the Internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must activate your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
This evil plan generated here.